A List of Fifty-One More Things About Me

1. I only look up lyrics on songmeanings.net.


2. I cried the first, and second, time I watched the Exorcist.


3. I used to cut myself at church and at school but not at home.


4. I will never wear cat ears.


5. I read each Harry Potter book, after the first, on the day it came out.


6. I can get carried away for hours cruising Wikipedia.


7. I have gone to six different high schools.


8. I have never, and will never, pay for porn (then again, I've bought a couple copies of Maxim, haha).


9. I love taking pictures of churches, trees, and water.


10. I play Pokemon Blue all the way through at least once every couple of months.


11. I cry when I hear "Edelweiss" from the Sound of Music.


12. I received a plaque from the Truro Public Library for reading more books than anyone else, the summer I was ten.


13. I hate the color yellow.


14. I like being called pet names.


15. I think "When Harry Met Sally" is a great love story.


16. I can't sleep alone unless I'm heavily medicated.


17. I hate clubs but love bars.


18. I like being bruised.


19. I cannot imagine doing a job I didn't like for the rest of my life.


20. I don't really like sandwiches in general but I love grilled cheese sandwiches.


21. I have a Harry Potter blanket that I cannot sleep without.


22. I don't intend to ever get my driver's license.


23. I dislike dogs.


24. I love body lotion and have, like, fifteen different bottles.


25. I used to have a Furby and I was legitimately terrified of it.


26. I like washing, drying, and folding laundry but hate putting it away.


27. I can spell "antidisestablishmentarianism" out loud very quickly.


28. I delete most of my Facebook friends about once a year.


29. I want nothing more than to be mentioned in the Director's Oscar acceptance speech.


30. I used to be on the dive team (Chlorine makes me break out in hives).


31. I am afraid of goats because one bit me when I was little.


32. I have several exes to whom I am closer since our romantic relationships finished.


33. I like beer but dislike people who drink beer.


34. I always have at least one bottle of hydrogen peroxide and one bottle of rubbing alcohol in my house.


35. I always wear a piece of black string around my wrist.


36. I read good poetry and write bad poetry.


37. I am really excited when my exes get engaged/married or have babies.


38. I would not survive a zombie apocalypse.


39. I often had crushes on my high school teachers.


40. I hate clothes and shopping (clothes shopping, worst chore in history).


41. I like washing dishes but not drying dishes (dish rack for the win).


42. I have had four kittens, Molly, Tigger, Sundae, and Stanley Kenneth Johann Bayer.


43. I haven't worn a bathing suit in at least five years.


44. I have made some of my closest friends online.


45. I hate fruit punch.


46. I like playing dress-up games online.


47. I won a jump-roping contest when I was nine.


48. I have never understood the fear of clowns, the dark, or spiders.


49. I like listing things.


50. I never got an average mark in high school, only over ninety and under forty.


51. I got only band-aids one year for Christmas.