A List of Thirty-Six More Things About Me

1. I keep everything because my mother keeps nothing.
2. I used to collect frog memorabilia but then people stopped getting them for me.
3. I was quicker and more agile than all of my boy friends as a little girl.
4. I wear foundation to bed because I flush easily.
5. I don't believe in "bad people".
6. I cannot answer essay questions in written exams or tests (not because I don't know the answers, I'm simply too lazy to write an essay).
7. I can't handle people who mispronounce words that are easy to pronounce.
8. I think that Scarlett Johannson is the sexiest popular celebrity of my lifetime.
9. I saw the Barenaked Ladies live when I was a small child and I smelled weed for the first time.
10. I like giving blood because I like blood, needles, nurses, and the free cookies afterward.
11. I am still in love with the people I've been in love with in the past, it's just more passive now.
12. I always name my starter Pokemon "Azriel".
13. I used to want to be a serial killer.
14. I get a tingling feeling in my feet when I'm worried for someone else's immediate safety (like when little children are balanced precariously on the top step).
15. I drink my coffee with three milk and one sugar and my tea with one milk.
16. I think arms are the best body part (Michelle Obama's arms make me smile).
17. I cannot say I've honestly hated anyone in my life.
18. I am, according to my boyfriend, a fallen paladin who thinks she's still a paladin.
19. I was going to be named Amanda but my cousin Amanda was born eight months before me.
20. I thought, when I was eleven, that I understood Quantum Mechanics because I'd read "The Dancing Wu Li Masters" by Gary Zukav.
21. I prefer Alphagetti to Zoodles.
22. I had read the entire Lord of the Rings series by my eighth birthday (had no idea what it meant though).
23. I rearrange other people's toilet paper when the roll is facing up instead of facing down.
24. I can play the clarinet very poorly despite being first clarinet less than a decade ago.
25. I believe almost any food tastes better between two slices of bread.
26. I am named after a character from Degrassi High.
27. I am right-handed but I bat and fence with my left hand.
28. I love horse-back riding but cannot stand English style.
29. I used to eat insects for money when I was at summer camp.
30. I don't only disagree with prejudice, I don't understand it at all.
31. I have an idealized view of marriage because of my idealized view of my parents' marriage.
32. I cannot stand flip-flops or leggings.
33. I imagine Ellen Degeneres is as awesome in real life as she is on television.
34. I used to ride a bisexual horse named Babe (she had a girlfriend named Lady and a boyfriend named Balboa.
35. I was once defecated upon by an iguana in a library.
36. I am collecting godchildren for my own personal army.