A List of Ninety-Nine Things About Me

1. I am allergic to kiwi (the fruit, not the bird).
   
2. I could look at photos of baby animals for hours.
   
3. I am afraid of corn (yes, the vegetable).
   
4. I have a birthmark shaped like a six-point star.
   
5. I drink vodka and club soda with no ice.
   
6. I prefer Hawaiian pizza.
   
7. I like anime and sometimes wish I were a cute, little anime girl.
   
8. I like the color pink and the color turquoise.
   
9. I would wear only black if I actually bought clothes.
   
10. I had a huge crush on Gabrielle, from Xena:Warrior Princess, when I was four.
    
11. I think Stephen King is a god.
    
12. I don't drink milk (it's gross and makes me nauseous).
    
13. I am having an affair with the internet.
    
14. I smoke Viceroy cigarettes when I'm really poor and Export A cigarettes when I'm less poor.
    
15. I used to wear at least an inch of black eyeliner (this is potentially an exaggeration).
    
16. I prefer white cream soda as mix and pink cream soda on its own.
    
17. I thought I was a lesbian until I was fifteen.
    
18. I could play Oblivion all day, every day, at never get bored.
    
19. I have only one secret.
    
20. I think that bacon cheeseburgers are the perfect food.
    
21. I would move to the States if Stephen Colbert was elected President (and for no other reason).
    
22. I like cats but my pet cat, Alice, hates me.
    
23. I never graduated from high school (perhaps I never will).
    
24. I drink coffee when I'm high, homeless, or suffering from severe insomnia and tea the rest of the time.
    
25. I am pretty sure that Phineas and Ferb is the best children's animated show on television right now.
    
26. I never drink chocolate milk, ever.
    
27. I have a more scars than I could count if I wanted to do so.
    
28. I have three younger sisters (Jennifer, eighteen, Rachel, ten, and Leah, eight).
    
29. I like food with high salt content but I never add salt to food.
    
30. I used to smoke more than three packs of cigarettes a day and now I smoke less than half of a pack a day.
    
31. I like Twilight (please don't tell).
    
32. I have a fairly large library and it is in a pile all over the floor of my second bedroom.
    
33. I listen to only country music when I'm cleaning.
    
34. I have never liked a movie adaptation better than the book from which it was adapted.
    
35. I take medication for obsessive-compulsive disorder and now I'm pretty much physically incapable of cleaning.
    
36. I am afraid of cellophane (like, plastic wrap).
    
37. I cannot not read an entire novel (I am, however, incapable of reading the Witching Hour by Anne Rice).
    
38. I would like to name my children Kaileigh Iris, Susannah Rose, and Edward Dean.
    
39. I am going to marry my ex if neither of us is married by the age of thirty-five.
    
40. I don't vote because I don't agree with the illegality of spoiling your ballot.
    
41. I had some of the best times of my life in Reach for the Top.
    
42. I was almost seventeen the first time I smoked pot.
    
43. I like crazy, dangly, jangly, "old lady" earrings.
    
44. I want a hedgehog, a horse, and a tarantula.
    
45. I like baking and cooking in the middle of the night.
    
46. I don't like eggs but of late all I want to eat is eggs.
    
47. I can typically only type 40 - 50 words per minute.
    
48. I don't like cut flowers but my favorite flowers are irises, lilies, and wild roses.
    
49. I am tagged in 1800 photos on Facebook and I only like about thirty of them.
    
50. I don't intend to ever have a cellular telephone.
    
51. I want to eat potato chips almost all of the time.
    
52. I think that nine is the perfect number because it is three times three.
    
53. I like apple crisp, cheesecake, and date squares better than all other desserts combined.
    
54. I listen to an eclectic mix of music but the Mountain Goats and Wintersleep are my very favorites.
    
55. I really like writing short stories and haikus.
    
56. I have moved more times than I can count.
    
57. I listen to the CBC Radio 2 exclusively (I don't listen to the radio very often).
    
58. I am quite certain that making out is the most fun activity in which two people can engage.
    
59. I hate Scrabble even though I'm very good at it.
    
60. I honestly believe that it is actually impossible to have sex while listening to Frank Zappa.
    
61. I love watching other people play video games.
    
62. I hang out with artists and musicians because I cannot "do" art or music.
    
63. I have written three novels and no one will ever read them.
    
64. I only wear make-up because my mother thinks I'm prettier with it.
    
65. I can't imagine having dark or short hair.
    
66. I passed grade nine physical education by spinning in circles all class, every class (srsly).
    
67. I have broken my nose three times.
    
68. I like asparagus, broccoli, brussel sprouts, and cauliflower.
    
69. I want to move to South America and take care of sloths.
    
70. I really like Grey's Anatomy and House but I would never want to be a doctor.
    
71. I think that regardless of whether or not the Bible is true, it's a damn good story.
    
72. I was home-schooled for most of my childhood.
    
73. I almost only wear black lingerie.
    
74. I have blue eyes but they turn green when I am angry.
    
75. I think that "You Belong to Me" is the most romantic song in history.
    
76. I like Disney movies more now than I did as a child.
    
77. I can't sing but I sing almost constantly (sorry listeners).
    
78. I no longer use MSN and was, until recently, unaware that anyone did anymore.
    
79. I dislike the Top 40 immensely but I have to admit it is captivating catchy.
    
80. I really like that people close to me call me "Kiki".
    
81. I love punctuation but hate exclamation points.
    
82. I read the Harry Potter series at least once a month (the entire series in three days is my record).
    
83. I was accepted to Mensa.
    
84. I wanted to be an archaeologist, a ballerina, a firefighter, a nurse, and a hippopotamus when I was a child.
    
85. I prefer to watch television shows on DVD.
    
86. I love quotes and honestly believe there is a suitable quote for each and every situation in life.
    
87. I like boys who speak in memes.
    
88. I have always wanted to be on an elevator when it stalled.
    
89. I love Theoden and hate Denethor from the Lord of the Rings.
    
90. I am bad at both math and science but I like physics a lot.
    
91. I am the only person I know who likes British comedy.
    
92. I once stayed awake for nine days, completely sober.
    
93. I am pro-choice but I would never choose to abort.
    
94. I like the song of the black-capped chickadee more than any other animals'.
    
95. I like action movie actors better than other actors even though they typically can't act.
    
96. I want to go camping all year except in the summer.
    
97. I am afraid of being sunburnt and burning my tongue.
    
98. I can't catch a ball.
    
99. I am going to quit smoking cigarettes when I get pregnant and not a moment sooner.